Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Anti Joke

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