- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Pakistani news reader.

No thank you, I don't like violence

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

your life

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

hi

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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