A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Anti Joke

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