- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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