Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Misner is a twat.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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