Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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