What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Religionh

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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