- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did? Yes

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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