- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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