Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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