- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Turkey Balls

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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