Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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anti jokes are for fags

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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