- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

go F*** yourself

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

save me from the nothing ive become

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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