- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock Knock Who did that?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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