How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Women can vote? wtf

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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I love you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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