Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

a man makes a bad joke

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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