What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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