- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

* anti-punchline

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

autistic kids rock

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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