a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

I am quite mature.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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