Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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tommy is retared

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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