- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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