What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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