- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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