- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Your Mother

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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