What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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women's rights

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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