- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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