- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Neil Lewis

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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