- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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