- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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