What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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