- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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