knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Face Hunter is scum

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Anti Joke

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