- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

just in time?

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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