- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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