Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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