- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How you know when dislextic

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what is the color of a burp burple

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