What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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