I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Misner is a twat.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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