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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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