What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

taking out the trash... at night

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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