A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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George Bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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