the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

why did the man die? he was shot

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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