- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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