Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Dumb

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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