- Anti Joke

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

womens rights.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Punching a baby