- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

world peace

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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