You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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adam hodgson !

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Women drivers...

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Testicles.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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