Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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