Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Water? I hardly know her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Lindsay Lohan

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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