- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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