What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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WHAT????

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Anti Joke

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