What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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