- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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