- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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