What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Your mom

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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