- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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