A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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poop

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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