- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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