Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Jews

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Black people stink of shite!

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Where's my tractor?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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