angelosnyder is not gay

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

My love life

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

womens rights.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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