- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

woman..parallel parking

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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