What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Boom.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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a Jew had a small nose

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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