Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

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