- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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