knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Womens rights

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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