- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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