- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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