- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

The Female Orgasm

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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