- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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