- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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