What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Christianity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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