- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

How do you make a car? You build it.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Poop.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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