- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Your mom is so fat...

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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