shut up kobe!

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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A kid has no friends.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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