Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

have you ever had african food? neither have they

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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