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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Donkey lips

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

cats are pussies

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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